So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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