I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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