her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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