That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wanna passion pit in your ass
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
high people should be assigned attendants
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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