im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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