Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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