ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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