The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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