O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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