she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I look better un-naked...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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