he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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