hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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