I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
