We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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