Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
