One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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