I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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