Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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