if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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