I'm jealous of your bromance
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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