so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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