i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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