Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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