check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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