new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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