WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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