I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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