love makes seman taste better
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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