I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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