I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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