there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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