I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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