you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
