i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he thought i was a dude.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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