You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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