he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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