I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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