My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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