I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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