I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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