And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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