Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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