I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
my phone needs a breathalizer
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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