WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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