So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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