Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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