Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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