I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We have so much sex to catch up on
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
