4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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