On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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