p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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