can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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