how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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